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K.C. Frogge: Music

MRS. SANDMAN (Parody)

(K.C. Frogge)
September 18, 2009
Lyrics re-written by K.C. Frogge; music is a karaoke "Dixieland Jazz" version of "Mr. Sandman", the original 1954 hit by the Chordettes
I had been approached by one of the members of this FABULOUS 4-woman Bay Area acapella group called OUT ON A CLEF (please, go visit their website and go HEAR them at a live performance! http://www.outonaclef.com ) -- to re-write a "deranged" version of "Mr. Sandman" awhile ago. We all got busy on other projects, and finally this past week, I finished the tongue-in-cheek version on a quiet Sunday afternoon when I had a block of open time to finish it. Voila! "MRS. SANDMAN" I thought the lyrics were perfect for their eyebrow-raising lyrical style.


Alas, they have already been performing another version of "MR. Sandman" so this version, called "Mrs. Sandman", was now floating around in my song universe. Well, no sense letting hilarity go to waste, so I decided to record it myself (after finding a karaoke version of the song that had NO background vocals echoing the original lyrics).


I think any gal who's wondered if "Ms. Right" would come sauntering along someday will really get a kick out of this.


Enjoy!

Mrs. Sandman, bring me a dream
and end this nightmare being single has beeeeen
It's been so long since I've rolled in the clover
so if she's single, have her rush right over

Mrs. Sandman, I love to moan (mmmmmm!)
the trouble is, it's mostly when I'm alone
my libido's gonna scream
so Mrs. Sandman, bring me a dream

Mrs. Sandman, bring me a dream
who's fun and witty with a full head of steam
someone who says, when I think the night's over,
she'll stay for breakfast just because I drove her

Mrs. Sandman, could you carve it in stone
that someday soon, I'll have a love of my own?
I'm a nice girl, not extreme
so Mrs. Sandman, bring me a dream

[Dixieland band revvs up here as the first two verses are re-voiced]
Mrs. Sandman, bring me a dream
and end this nightmare being single has beeeeen
It's been so long since I've rolled in the clover
so if she's single, have her rush right over

Mrs. Sandman, I love to moan (mmmmmm!)
the trouble is, it's mostly when I'm alone
my libido's gonna scream
so Mrs. Sandman, bring me a dream

Mrs. Sandman (yes?), bring me a dream
Just make it someone else who's not on the team
Give her a hungry heart just like Madonna
and lots of passion so she'll always wanna...

Mrs. Sandman, someone who's bold, and
hot as a furnace for when it gets cold
So please turn on your magic beam
Mrs. Sandman, bring me...
please, please, please!
Mrs. Sandman, don't tease
just bring me a dreammmmmmm!